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Jeena@piefed.jeena.net to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

1 hour in Java

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1 hour in Java

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Jeena@piefed.jeena.net to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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  • GluWu@lemm.ee
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    Java feels like McDonald’s and python feels like a grocery store.

    Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don’t think they’re qualified to administer.

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      I don’t understand any of these analogies at all

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        Me neither but now I’m interested in Femboi-Hooters 👀

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      Oddly specific

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      C is a makeshift kitchen deep in the Lacandon Jungle. If you burn your food, you start a forest fire and die.

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