Ghostalmedia

Make a UX or Project management tool with “Java” in the name so newbie recruiters look for people in the wrong department.

They already do this, but this would make them do it even more.

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/robin-holding-a-whiteboard

It’s beer

Blue Beer of Windows

BBW

My take:

Daylight savings = bad

Time zones = good

If everyone had the same clock time, we would need to know when it was morning, midday and evening for people in other locations. Scheduling stuff between locations would still suck, but it would suck differently.