i’ve seen this movie before

Why do stars twinkle so pretty? Same reason fuck Jeff (he knows what he did) that’s why.

i view it less as spaghetti and more as a rat king

if a building is built into a hillside in the uk and has exits on floors 2 and 5, which would be the ground floor?

My experience is that you start work and the next day is off so you just lock the doors and keep working, but maybe there are financial institutions without backlogs idunno.

Is he cute?

regarding day change, you could also just have it change at UTC midnight and the entire planet bongs at that time if they’re awake.

Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.