Mamma says you’re ornery bcz you have all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Omg, sign me up! I’m gonna put that script in production for a server used by millions of customers around the world!

Jesus, why’d you have to bring floating point and machine precision into the conversation? Now I won’t sleep. And the nightmares will be worse than before.

I feel like this could be applied to more than the Linux community. Regardless, this was a heartwarming read.

Please kill me

No, you still have a PR to review.

Did the person writing this have a stroke?

I learned assembly for a few weeks when I first started a new job once (didn’t even have anything to do with my job), and I always felt like my brain was tired after trying to write in assembly. Just took so much more mental concentration than writing in c for example.

It’s just a joke friend.

Yeah, I’ve said that before. I don’t think they have enough regression tests, and unit tests.

Why are programmers so arrogant? They do have unit tests, and a dedicated test team. Refactoring can and does introduce bugs. It’s a fact.

Sure, refactoring is sometimes necessary. But refactoring also introduces new bugs often. Our code base is constantly being refactoring, and it’s not more reliable, stuff is constantly breaking.

Sure, but refactoring things constantly leads to bugs too. Once it works you should stop rewriting code. The SW team at my job didn’t get the memo.

No you don’t, stop telling lies.