Nobody toucha my spaghett

Running some random process introduced with Windows 11 that adds literally nothing to the users experience other than heat and fan noise

You forgot to mention how important and helpful the telemetry will be! /s

Thank you for this cursed knowledge.

Exactly. I know plenty of people who have driven a car for over 3 decades, and do not know what a timing belt or a spark plug does. I don’t look down on those people, but it certainly makes sense as to why they don’t know. They don’t really need to!

This is a bold statement considering how many daily Windows users don’t understand how to use Windows.

Simply turn yourself into cheese and the bridge into pizza, and then the glue will work perfectly!