For 230$ I’m tempted to just order one. How is the Windows tablet experience compared to Linux?

Probably for industrial machines.

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

No joke there, you’re completely correct.

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

If you want to give back but don’t have coding skills, you can always be nice and help onboard new users! There’s always been this attitude of ‘linux is better’ immediately followed by ‘rtfm n00b’ when users try to get started. A more sympathetic crowd would go a long way.

You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.