It’s a shame that the Rust rewrite of the GNU coreutils was named uutils and not uwutils.

Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.

Should have been caught by the CI environment.

Sounds like you need an alert/monitoring system and not a logging system. Something like nagios where you immediately get an alert if something is past its limits, and where you don’t have to rely on logging.

You can really see how old this meme is by the nginx version (2010), which was 14 years ago.