I’m not actually a programmer (/engineer) I’m just a hobbyist. I work in supply chain, have worked at 4 companies in 8 years - all had stand ups, all of them are like this.

The purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.

I’m just being a silly billy it’s not directed at you.

It’s more like “ah if only there was a simple solution that could’ve been used.”

All images are hosted somewhere, I would consider an intern fresh out of college know how to correctly add an image to an email, or at least only be told once if somehow they had never seen this before.

yeah it uses this really neat semantic rendering programming language for serving structured documents across servers

It’s a bit tricky, but anyone with at least a Masters in CompSci should be able to parse some of it enough to get the gist. Bear in mind that the “source” is abbreviated to src, and “image” similarly. The rest is coding that gives the computer instructions, you’ll also need to replace FILENAME in the code with the actual filename. It goes like this

<img src="FILENAME" /> 

Let me know if I can explain it more clearly.

I am commenting this from a terrible strip club with friends who dragged me here. I wish I was in your position.

“oh you laughed at that joke despite the fact that the bridge followed the falling action instead of preceding the punch word? Amateurs shouldn’t be allowed to watch comedy.”

that’s why I ctrl+shift+f5 for the extra powerful refresh

can you explain for a casual scroller-by with a less-than-mild interest in both?