Since there aren’t any spider scientists present, I’ll take a stab at it:
This is probably some kind of bullshit oversimplification. There was probably like one study by some professor who loves LSD and spiders at a small rural college in New Zealand who published a paper in Spider Science Journal. And it’s not singing so much as some very complex and scientific spider stuff that I won’t bore you with.
Hopefully I’m just cynical and wrong and there’s a little spider Pavarotti out there.
Nah, it’s just that she had so many names pop into her head and wasn’t expecting such a rare and selfless offer. It’s crazy what happens when you treat nurses with respect and kindness like anyone else.