I don’t always namespace but when I do I fully qualify.

Yeah \r gang4lyfe

I’m on side \PHP_EOL

You leave the bore and the idiot alone and suddenly your NPM dependencies jump from 30MB to 502GB.

We’re being RESTful guys!

npm

Alignment indentation like that makes my eyes bleed. Please never push an LoC further to the right than nesting would imply.

I don’t care how we get him there - as long as we don’t give Elon a rocket to get back.

10/10 would nerd out in PHP again.

I’d like to politely reject the usage of this meme. It’s a good meme certainly, but a better usage would be “A senior developer opening VIM on their…”

JIRA is actually hella bloated and slow as ass on anything with less then two teraflops of compute power.

Warlock! Burn them!

Hey, there’s something magical about knowing what a negative look behind zero length assertion is.

I herd u liek escape characters so I escaped your escaped your escaped your escape characters.

Insert obligatory \\\\\\\\Xzibit

One of my coworkers once got in trouble for naming a PDF “The client asked for another fucking round of changes” they of course renamed it before sending… but they renamed the filename - they didn’t remember to update the Metadata title that pdfs have embedded in them (and we all used foxit that suppressed the visibility of that title at that time).

Do be a bit careful about anything you’re actually committing.

I’d take a moment for an actual piece of advice. In your life like 80% of the skills you need are communication and “not being an ass” skills. Technical skills are great but being a good communicator is far better.

Okay, that’s a clever use of that meme.

Let’s not lie to ourselves now. The winner would probably be a SQLite flat file serialized into a postgres text column.

Still not as excellent as On Error Resume Next

Imagine the sheer idiocy genius required to add a language feature where, if an error occurred, the handling method is to just pretend that line of code never existed and continue onto the next line.

VBA is truly the language of savants.

I’ll admit I don’t speak prolog but doesn’t this definition lack a recursive case to ensure that the mother is either Eve or a descendent of Eve? And there should probably be a father case in there as well?

We’re all just going to use tz_database and turn the maintainer into a ghost trapped in the machine for all of eternity.