👍Maximum Derek👍
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👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Open Source@lemmy.ml•Open source projects are too dogmatic for their own goodEnglish4·4 months agoThe last release noted that quote posts were on deck for the next feature release.
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deOPto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•TasteNotFoundError: No flavor matching the query could be located." ErrorId -0x2214slt404English12·6 months agoJust once I want one of those to say what it really means.
Please don’t return this book, it hurts our numbers. We just had an extra page ¯\(ツ)/¯
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deOPto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•TasteNotFoundError: No flavor matching the query could be located." ErrorId -0x2214slt404English12·6 months agoHmmm. I was having issues with images on my lemmy host taking forever to propagate so I used postimages for this one. The gremlin is following me.
I’ll attempt to fix.
“Fine! I’ll set up debugging! Stupid piece of…” - Me at some point, a little too late, into most projects
I have to bounce around between languages so much I don’t really think I’m fluent in anything anymore. I may not be a bad programmer, but some of my programming is bad.
Just fork peeler from 4.2, rename it to “Skininator 4000” and set up a BuyMeACoffee button.
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•On the bright side, zero responsibilitiesEnglish7·7 months agoIt worse when you and your team spend months on something and then management pivots, uses it in ways it was never intended, and then complains when there has to be another project to “fix” it.
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•What is your idea of perfect date?English9·8 months agoUnix epoch time. It has a cool name and I get to pretend its a Star Date.
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Off by one solitudeEnglish38·8 months agoI love the idea that they’re at two adjacent tables, each one staring at the other wondering why they hate them.
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•total programmer memeEnglish30·8 months agoIn the rare occasions that my wife needs to use my phone, I need to type my (12 digit) pincode out on a number pad and read it back to her to be sure I get it right. I can type it flawlessly a dozen times a day but if I try to recite it, I screw up the order.
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•When I'm asked to write documentationEnglish13·9 months agoIf the docs I have to write are long enough I will include a small diatribe about a ancient pop-culture hill I’m still willing to die on, just to see if anyone notices.
That looks like the media endpoint in action, all right.
I don’t think Lemmy supports media fields in comments (though I’ve only skimmed the API, I could be wrong) just on posts. I usually use Postimages for hosting images for comments.
Be sure to use the image upload field too
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•question, When were programmers supposed to be obsolete?English5·9 months agoThe earliest I can think of (from personal experience) is 4GL languages; the early low-code platforms that first started to get traction in the early 80s. They wouldn’t have replaced programmers but some thought/hoped they would usher in an age of “low skill” programmers that companies could get away with paying minimum wage to.
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•question, When were programmers supposed to be obsolete?English3·9 months agoThe thing that made me laugh when I saw the article that OP mentions is that it was coming from AWS.
In my testing AWS’s Titan AI is the least useful for figuring out how to do things in AWS. It’s so terrible that Amazon just announced they’re using Claude for Alexa’s upcoming “AI” features.
👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Hey good news guys!English37·1 year agoWhen you stop looking for bugs you can honestly say you haven’t found any. That’s how how the pandemic ended.
“Bash must have solved the fork bomb by now…”