

“ChatGPT, architect me a house with windows and doors”
“ChatGPT, architect me a house with windows and doors”
Branching version control was definitely a “they have played us for absolute fools” moment. Especially after all our projects ended up as isolated branches on isolated microservice repositories so basically none of our code was being integrated, let alone continuously. Good for full-remote open source projects where a central admin team has to police submissions though.
I enjoy this too, but it’s kind of rough when you’ve inverted control, teased apart unnecessary coupling, updated dependencies and backed everything with unit and other tests, but then your colleagues are too scared to code review it.
All files are binary.
We simply reset the years when the Butlerian Jihad happens.
Just one more abstraction bro.
They chose violence.
“All-star” makes me worried there’s some hidden society of super competent developers remaining at the big software corps that we somehow never noticed.
This will be done in three months worst case.
It matches “yo momma”.
At least you just gained about two years worth of re-engineering work to get the outsourced system working.
Look at this nobhead flicking Vs like he’s Liam Gallagher.
Nowt wrong with a tty interface. All you need is a gif->ASCII converter and you can view the images too.
This thread is a great example of why they don’t like to let (most) software developers talk to the customers.
Nothing breaks after 5pm because there aren’t any developers still doing releases.
Zero-code has been about to make us all redundant for about five decades running so far.
New edition is just an incoherent rant about the “woke mind virus” trying to destroy him for “just saying what everyone is thinking”.
Imagine calling your kid KnockoutJS.
Technically correct, as the request processed successfully and returned the outcome. TBH this is just one reason why HTTP is a bad RPC medium; for some reason we keep reinventing SOAP even though no-one liked it the first time around.