Ooh… can I print my next smartwatch?

“Your honor, my archive of Linux ISOs were acquired under the pretense that they were ‘publicly available’ and the copyright holders didn’t ‘opt-out’ using the ‘up-for-grabs.txt’ standard I invented.”

Sounds like iDescriptor needs a “happy customers”-style quote section on their GitHub.

They could have put php up the top where it belongs.