Dragon Rider (drag)

China isn’t communist and America isn’t democratic. They both suck way worse than that.

There will be peace when we have killed enough Nazis.

AI is bad!

We don’t need to use all this water and energy just to avoid having to click on news articles.

Nazis.

Drag values not being a Nazi and X doesn’t. This isn’t a dumb reason to stop using it.

The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!

A lot of games rely on Windows system commands for things like displaying graphics, saving files, etc. Proton translates those commands into commands that Linux can understand. Proton doesn’t mimic the game. Proton mimics Windows.

Maybe drag could say…

Usually when drag is stumped, the answer comes to drag three hours later on the toilet. So drag’s standard procedure is to exhaust all available options, find something else to do for three hours, and then take a shit.

Drag hates being asked that question. “Drag was stuck on a hard problem… And then drag figured it out?” Drag doesn’t know how to explain inspiration. Nobody does, not even philosophers or psychologists have managed to explain that moment of insight where suddenly it all makes sense.

The Google AI recently told a user to die while it was helping them with their homework. This is the plot of The Matrix.

Yep. Bender becomes an NFT collection and sells it, then gets depressed because he doesn’t own his identity anymore. So he goes to Mexico to rediscover his roots. He meets his long lost family, and steals an algorithm from the aztec robot gods that can break prime factors in polynomial time, which he uses to steal his NFTs back.

Programmers (and people who watched the Futurama episode) are the only people who understand NFTs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SdUK3ZDK2b8

Take away the suit, and Stark is still the guy who made the suit.