- You can call it “Java” to enrage other programmers
- You can compare numbers against strings without wasting time converting them
- It runs in the browser
- Web developers know it already so we might as well
- it’s easy to make fun of
- it makes every other programming language look better in comparison
You’ll find an npm package to help you count up to 2.
(I recently learned - maybe here - that the is-even package has over 170k weekly downloads)
What’s even wilder is if you look at the code of that package, all it does is include the is-odd package and then return !is-odd. And the is-odd package isn’t much better, it does some basic checks on the input and then returns n % 2 === 1.
I thought I was missing something. JS is one of my main languages and I always just write the is-odd function myself since it’s like 10 characters. It boggles the mind that is-even has 176k weekly downloads
To be fair having a name can make things easier to read. I get that
i % 2 == 0
is a common pattern and most programmers will quickly recognize what is happening. ButisEven(i)
is just that much easier to grok and leaves that brainpower to work on something else.But I would never import a package for it. I would just create a local helper for something this trivial.
Exactly what I would do if I had to reuse it, especially now since I know that adding a package would actually add 2. It all just seems so…inefficient
Even if the code isn’t reused adding names to sub-expressions can be very valuable. Often times I introduce new functions or variables even if they are only used once so that I can give them a descriptive name which helps the reader more quickly understand what is happening.
- It’s not PHP.
- I don’t know. I didn’t think I’d get this far.
- It’s not PHP
- It’s already implemented in browsers
- Job security
- its not COBOL
It’s* not
If you are understood buy you’re audience, you have spoken correctly. Correcting someone’s grammer is pointless
This isn’t speaking, but writing (or typing). Using ‘correct’ spelling & grammar helps ESL speakers read the language as well as those relying on text translation software. Some folks make typos & it’s fine to make mistakes but it’s also strange to act like it’s just as easy to understand. Apostrophes have a specific meaning & many folks rely on them for understanding.
I’m learning a foreign language now & I can tell you it is a massive stumbling block when you run into what you think is a new word, but is ‘just’ a misspelling.
My issue with this account is not its corrections, but if you want to be the correction bot, at least get the typography right too.
'
is as ASCII holdover & it should be’
.
It leads to typescript
You get surprises from npm
- It runs in browsers
- If you hate your co-workers, then they will also feel your pain.
hmm, let’s see.
It’s not java.
It’s also not a scripting language.
also to the repeat grammar nazi in the comments here, hi, “its”
It’s not a scripting language?
Depends on how you define “scripting language”.
Older techs remember when it was only browser-based and they thought of, and perhaps still think of, “scripting languages” as something that would run from some command-line or another. Starting a GUI browser to run a mere script was a ridiculous concept. (There was also that JavaScript had no filesystem access. At least initially. And then it became a gaping security hole, but I digress.)
Today, there exist command-line accessible versions of JavaScript but even there (I figure) most people wince and choose anything else instead. Maybe even Perl.
But another definition of “scripting language” is “(any) interpreted programming language” and where it runs is unimportant.
From that perspective, sure, JavaScript qualifies. And so does QBASIC.
A script is just a file that can execute a series of commands without the need to compile
It’s also not a scripting language.
It definitely is a scripting language.
hello-world.js
:#!/usr/bin/env node console.log("Hello world");
Your favorite command line tool:
chmod +x ./hello-world.js ./hello-world.js
You just need to install
npm
, eg viaapt-get install npm
.everything is a scripting language if you try hard enough.
- Ubiquity
- Easy adoption for those familiar with C family of languages
- Its not java
It’s* not
1 - Easiest way to run a script in your browser
2 - Always finds its way if inputs are bad
Nan - undefinedEasiest? More like… The only way.
NaN is of type number. because fuck me.
When my console throws a NaN I kinda think of it as an Halloween kid receiving a fruit instead of a candy. They won’t say “That’s a fruit”. They’ll say “That’s not a treat”.
I’m personally pissed more often by a falsy 0.
Did you know that early analog computers would literally explode when asked to divide by 0?
Now computers just say “Hey stupid, that shit is not even a Number in a mathematical sense, but sure I’ll add one to it.” instead of “Why would you kill me like this?”
You can’t really define Infinity as a number, yet it is part of their world.
So typeof NaN === ‘number’ totally makes sense in that regard.
If you ever worked with arrays of dates, don’t judge NaN too harshly.
Falsy zero? What’s wrong with that, 1 is true and 0 is false. I thought that was standard logic?
in javascript a property is truthy if it exists
myThing.property = "some string" if (myThing.property) { // true // do something }
It works with everything except of course for falsy values
myThing.number = someNumberThatShouldNotBeEqualToZero if (myThing.number) { // do something very important with that number that should not be equal to zero } // This can fail at anytime without warning
So you’ve got to be extra careful with that logic when you’re dealing with numbers.
I am not saying it’s wrong though. I’m saying it’s often annoying.
ah ok , I think I write this a bit more verbose when using other languages, instead of
if(thing) { stuff; }
I do
if(thing != null) { stuff; }
so checking for numbers being truthy & existing didn’t seem like an issue
In the case of a non-existing property, the value would be undefined rather than null.
And while == and != exist in JavaScript, most linters will throw an error and require a === and !== instead as they should be avoided.
null == undefined // true null === undefined // false
Besides, null is a perfectly valid value for a property, just as 0. Working with API Platform, I couldn’t tell the number of times I used this kind of statement:
if (property || property === null) { // do some stuff }
Probably just as much as
if (property || property === 0) { // do some stuff }
God people it’s getting old
Bro, I’d prefer C# or go for the http sever
Web assembly!!!1
The part that always gets me is when people choose Js for the backend. Like I get that it’s the default thing that works on the frontend, so there’s some rationale why you might not want to transpile to it from another language. On the backend though, there are so many far better option, why would you willingly go with Js, especially given that you’re now forced to do all your IO async.
Server side rendering looks like it could be useful. I imagine SSR could be used for graceful degradation, so what would normally be a single page application could work without Javascript. Though, I’ve never tried SSR, and nobody seems to care about graceful degradation anymore.
Most pages tend be just documents and fairly simple forms. Making SPAs and then having to worry about SSR is just making a Rube Goldberg machine in most cases. I think something like HTMX is a much better approach in most cases. You keep all your business logic server side, send regular HTML to the client, and you just have a little bit of Js on the frontend that knows how to patch in chunks of HTML in the DOM as needed. Unless you have a highly interactive frontend, this is a much better approach than making a frontend with something like React and adding all the complexity that goes with it.
You really should be doing your IO async. Do you specifically mean callback hell?
No I meant having to do async as opposed to having threads like you would in Java for example. In vast majority of cases a thread pool will work just fine, and it makes your code far simpler. Typically, Java web servers will have a single thread that receives the request and then dispatches it to the pool of workers. The JVM is then responsible for doing the scheduling between the threads and ensuring each one gets to do work. You can do async too, but I’ve found threads scale to huge loads in practice.
Green threads are functionally the same, especially in languages that can preempt.
Sure, but the scheduler figures out the scheduling automatically so you don’t have to worry about stuff like blocking.
It runs in browsers. It… isn’t poop? I don’t know. I’m all out of ideas.
It… isn’t poop?
Well, there’s a link that’s staying blue.